sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 2, 2013

Sloppy Choppy

A sloppy choppy is simply a chopped cheese sandwich that is sloppy or messy. It's enjoyed by many new yorkers. This word was made but an 8th grader in NY.

"Ay bruh what u getting from the deli?"
"A nice lil sloppy choppy"

by Cityboy2021 February 3, 2021

Sloppy Jim

Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.

Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.

by TheOriginalTierOne October 17, 2017

Sloppy Hand

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.

That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.

by Vypa August 18, 2012

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

sloppy tapioca

When you and your buddy are butt fucking a girl and you slam her face in a plate of tapioca pudding.

Me and my friend were fucking a girl and we gave her the o’l sloppy tapioca.

by Pussypirate69420 December 26, 2017

Sloppy Bambi

Just like a sloppy joe but with deer meat.

Mais dis the best sloppy bambi I er had.

by casiocris June 20, 2009