Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals
speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere
Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)
Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)
Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……
i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)
as soon as i walk in the door, somebody calls me to push something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

by Cody Gay July 18, 2023
