This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.
Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."
Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."
Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."
by Mitro March 25, 2008
The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 10, 2011
Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.
by Spyder Mayhem August 16, 2005
When two people or characters, who have romantically liked eachother for ages but hasnt admitted it to themselves or eachother but everyone knows, get together and it becomes weird and awkward and overall horrifying to all who happen to witness it and they act all corny with eachother. Much like a certain episode of the cartoon Kim Possible where Kim stops an evil guy from blowing up a planet or something and at the end of that cursed episode Kim tells Ron that he's "out of this world". *shudder*
I almost vomited when Ron and Hermione pulled an out of this world at the end of the 7th HP book.
Oh dear God please tell me Ranma and Akane wont start pulling an out of this world. I think I'd be scarred for life.
Oh dear God please tell me Ranma and Akane wont start pulling an out of this world. I think I'd be scarred for life.
by qwertmnb December 30, 2009
by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010
- verb (infinitive)
1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
"Definition 1" Example:
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
by Spoofsmanship April 20, 2010
1: A cult that worships rabid wolverines. This cult often combines baking soda and vinegar in their mouth to simulate rabies. This ritual is commonly known as "Bee Ingvare Eestoo Pid". They have also been known to stage raids on nearby towns, biting and mauling the citizens in the process of chanting their infamous battle cry (usually hard to understand through all the chemical reactions in their mouths): "BEE-INGVARE-EESTOO-PID". They were recently overthrown by the Ninja Club.
2: A term often referring to the Repulican party in politics. We may be confusing this with the common term "stupid people" but hey, they sound similar!
2: A term often referring to the Repulican party in politics. We may be confusing this with the common term "stupid people" but hey, they sound similar!
1: "Holy CRAP the STOO pidpee PULL are HERE! run FOR you LI-"
"SNAaaaRRrLlllL! BEEinGvareEEsToopID!!!!!!!!!!"
"AaaaGggHHhiiEEekkKeEKk---------!"
"SNAaaaRRrLlllL! BEEinGvareEEsToopID!!!!!!!!!!"
"AaaaGggHHhiiEEekkKeEKk---------!"
by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006