penis tape

the best mixtape

ayo penis tape is the best mixtape

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 13, 2023

penis ivy

Male pubic growth so rampant that it grows along the shaft of the penis.

I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

my penis

something big

yo dude my penis is so big!

by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022

Penis

Uh its a penis all men have one

The man had a penis
He was a penis to me

by Thatoneguyjonathon September 4, 2023

Penis

What I put in your mom last night .

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

PENIS

The thing above your balls wich a man uses to fuck the girls mostly the biggest PENISES belong to alfies

oh shit your PENIS is big

by your mu July 4, 2024