butt tits

A term to describe a whiner, slacker or someone who generally lacks common sense. Or someone who has birth marks, zits or a tattoo on there behind which may resemble nipples.

Hey butt tits, why didn't you close the door behind you? Do you live in a doorless barn?

by Billy Ray St. Jenkins III December 9, 2008

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A comical way to show affection or interest to a woman who is found to be " sexy " .
The interloper would then say " I'd pee in her butt " to show interest

Barbara streizand walks down the street- I would not pee in her butt
The hot chick from the hot tub scene in that Marilyn Manson video - i'd pee in her butt

by Macroshy November 11, 2019

boo boo butt bang

1: An accident waiting to happen.

2: An accident prone individual who also enjoys anal activities.

Boo Boo butt bang is working again tonight, something is bound to be good n’ fucked.

by Dagubment May 11, 2018

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

by bigjeff May 10, 2005

You bet your butt

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

Tazmanian Snatchel butt bomb

When a women snatchel chrages out of her anus and hits a tazmanian devil, then the tazmanian devil proceeds to do your mom.

I pulled a Tazmanian snatchel butt bomb on your sister last night!

by Steamerboat willie! December 13, 2009