Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

Cunt

Stupid fucking jew

Nuke those cunts before they nuke us!

-Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸

by ResidesInPortland January 1, 2024

fat cunt

your a cunt thats fat

oi you fat cunt ima roll some tns ba eshays

by eshaycuntking November 28, 2024

Cunt

Why the fuck you searching it up you Dan we’ll know what it means

You know what it means you cunt

by Big pp boyyy October 2, 2019

Corpseish Cunt

A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.

Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?

Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?

Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.

by Bayesoir January 7, 2021

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.

"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."

by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014