Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

by mike charter January 26, 2022

Four-Finger-Stinger

Four fingers in the butthole

Janelle received the four-finger-stinger last night and now she can't get up.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

by Slim_peter July 23, 2017

3 fingers up

Means that you fuck all the mothers of your friends because you'r Ivl 265 on val

Bro chill 3 fingers up dammmmm

by Don comedia August 23, 2022

Swingset Fingers

Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands

Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.

The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.

by Madlibsss January 22, 2021

Three fingers up

Hold three fingers up means u get crazy amount of 10/10 bitches and you like licking feet and sucking penis

Sam and Charlie hold there three fingers up with pride

by Tolley 54 June 9, 2022