Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

Fast food bag dump off

When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.

Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

drop them kids off at the pool

A more proper way of saying i gots to crap

look man, yall hold up, i got to go drop them kids off at the pool

by the ron July 22, 2004

You're off my fav 5

A less brutal way of saying "fuck you". Usually stated when small acts that annoy people occur and not a major dick move.

Jimmy: "hey, you gotta light?"

Rob: (pulls out lighter) "nope."

Jimmy: Dude, you're off my fav 5.

Rob: :(

by mickenzie92 November 10, 2009

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

Cut my fingers off

Cut my fingers off so I won't text someone.

I want to text him so bad, Cut my fingers off!!

by houstonsocialbutterflyandt May 12, 2009

blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.

Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."

by Alex "FatSage" November 2, 2006