Penis

Your schlong

My penis is very large

by Veinyahhdih December 27, 2025

Flag

Get the Penis mug.

Penis Slushie

A chick ices her hands until it's freezing cold and proceeds to jerk the man off until she gets a cold shot of cum that she swallow whole.

I needed to cool off my throat with a penis slushie...

by Online random December 29, 2025

Flag

Get the Penis Slushie mug.

Mini documentary.

Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.

Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.

Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.

The penis history museum

A must see nini doc

by Modern Women January 1, 2026

Flag

Get the Penis history museum mug.

Penis festival

This holiday is actually shinto, (stonage Japanese shamaism) I believe and is actually really great if you ever get to go to one. The snacks re worth it.

Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
Youtube.com

The famous Japan phalus festival
Youtube

Are you going to the Penis festival? It is The famous Japan phalus festival.

by Modern Women January 1, 2026

Flag

Get the Penis festival mug.

Penis Pearl

Kidney Stone

My buddy is having a hard time passing his penis pearl.

by big\daddy January 6, 2026

Flag

Get the Penis Pearl mug.

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

by mendaswish January 10, 2026

Flag