Post traumatic butt syndrome

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm

Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015

Butt fuck throw up

When a man fucks a girl repeatedly so hard she then throws up in which the man quickly plugs the the hole with his dick. Starting to cum in her mouth he unplugs the hole and she continues throwing up.

Hoe: you need someone tonight
Guy:can I make you butt fuck throw up
How:sure

by Facesmasher47 July 5, 2016

Paula dean butt plug

A stick of butter that is shaped into a dildo then frozen and then used as a butt plug.

Last night I had the best time playing with my Paula dean butt plug.

by Poongoon September 30, 2015

stick it up chicken butt

Prison term: Time to give up the booty! Taking whats mines.

Its going to be the new boys turn: "Stick it up chicken butt!"

by slimeballs October 29, 2017

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009