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Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving
Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut
by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019
mugGet the Cranking a nutmug.

no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year
"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"
by Tymeggs October 4, 2021
mugGet the no nut yearmug.

Lincoln dese nuts

by Claptrap sucks November 3, 2020
mugGet the Lincoln dese nutsmug.

fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021
mugGet the fuck nutmug.

nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.
In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"
by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014
mugGet the nut pinchmug.

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”
Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024
mugGet the Nut crustmug.

The Nut

The Nut is our lord and savior. he will bless everyone who believes in him and cruch the neck of those that dont.
The Nut will save us from decontamination
by Thenutbeliever February 20, 2021
mugGet the The Nutmug.

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