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National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021
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national-traditionalism

It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.

It is aristocratic, spiritual, hierarchical, organic, corporatist and traditional.
"Do not confuse National-Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."
by tradical June 4, 2024
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
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National Kiss Day

September 15th 2019 is national kiss day! (Girls and boys alike)
"Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"
by YoDaniel September 15, 2019
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National Send a Booty Pic Day

On May 9th every girl sends a booty pic to their sneaky link\boyfriend
Girl: omg it’s May 9th! I need to celebrate National Send a Booty Pic Day and send a pic of my fat ass to my sneaky link!
by Longshlongkong May 4, 2022
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National Kasey Day

February 3rd. A day dedicated to people whose parents know that Kasey is spelled with a k and not a c.
Person 1: Hey mike! Did you know its National Kasey Day?
Mike: Really? I should go buy a gift for Kasey.
Person 1: can we beat casey on the way?
by FrankenWaffer January 17, 2021
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National Riley is gay day

It's when you get to make fun of any person named "Riley" for being gay
"Hey Riley, you're so gay you tasted the rainbow."

"That's not very nice man."

"But it's National Riley is gay day, therefore making to ok to joke around with you about being gay"

"Oh, alright I understand now."
by Slippy sloppy November 26, 2023
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