Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017
Get the Thomas Jefferson High School mug.A school in the little town of spoiled White Christians ran by a principle that is super fun until you say something mildly incorrect then he turns into the spawn of Satan. But, not every thing is bad about this school you can pretty much get weed or alcohol from any of the sevies who have less than point five brain cells. I mean they are running the school like they own the place by blasting music with out the care in the world or just bringing fucking megaphones to school just to say the N-word into because they felt like it. But, once they get told to shut the fuck up by the eighth graders they do even dumber shit like yell coochie as they slam into a fucking locker. But, Mr.Cat-Dildo does jackshit about it until an eighth grader does it then it becomes the law of the land and you get in-house suspension for like month. Either or this god forsaken school cares about it's academics so much that even if the student cries himself/herself to sleep at their computer while doing three hours of homework that was just for one class nothing will be down about it and if your grades go under a C then you will be lucky if you don't get fucking bombarded by the slightly smart sevies taking one eighth grade class. So If you plan to go here, DON'T, RUN, HIDE! Get away as fast as possible unless you want drugs from the sevies or if you want to be in marching band, we have an good one of those.
Mom: I am so excited you are going to the Jenison Junior High School
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
student: Fuck!
Mom: Hey! we don't say that in my Christian household!
by Welp, I guess it be like that March 9, 2020
Get the Jenison Junior High school mug.aka International Baccalaureate nerd kingdom *cough* AP sucks *cough*, it doesn't matter how muscular you are or how cool you seem, at this high school in Sacramento it's all about brainpower and liberal ideals. The Mira Lomans pride themselves on paving the way for the IB program in the Americas with their creative streaks of bs'ing assignments and living on intelligentsia inspired smoothies and coffee derived from the arcanum formulas of their national winning Science Olympiad team. God forbid you might be a below average student or a conservative leaning individual, because you'll get eaten alive by the Prius-driving, science-loving, overachieving hippies at this place. If you have a tumblr, are idealistic, and are questioning your sexuality, you'll probably fit right in. The only time brawn trumps brain is during ML's annual Sports-A-Rama; a Hunger Games competition between the classes introduced to ML by La Sierra High
by drubionurban March 16, 2017
Get the Mira Loma High School mug.A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken.During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.
Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.
Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.
Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.
Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.
Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.
by titan12 May 14, 2009
Get the Toll Gate High School mug.Up on a hill overlooking the beautiful smog of Southern California, Brea Olinda High School is the stereotype of a normal high school. Besides the fact that their sports teams are generally quite crappy with few exceptions.
The students are broken up into classic stereotypes with your jocks , cheerleaders , outcasts, nerds, emos, cholos, druggies, and somewhat normal people. The student body is mainly made up of white kids (most who think that they are the shit), a good handful of Asians and wannabe "gangster" Hispanics, and only sprinkle of black kids. The overall attitude of the school is quite snobby and prideful.
There are few traditions at BOHS. At the Rallys, a usually failed attempt to pump up the student body for an upcoming event, a kid in the audience will bring a beach ball and blow it up and hit it around causing the student body to go ballistic. However there is always that one kid who will hand it to a teacher or simply hit it down to the floor, causing the gym to erupt in "boos". Also there is a tradition that at different times in the Rally, a class, usually the Sophomores, will start a "Freshman suck" chant.
The staff at BOHS is almost non existent. They almost never enforce the Dress Code rule causing a large population of whore-ish looking girls, and also you will never see the "Higher ups" in the staff walking around. They tend to favor cruising around in golf carts with their shades, leering at passer bys to make it seem like they're doing something.
The students are broken up into classic stereotypes with your jocks , cheerleaders , outcasts, nerds, emos, cholos, druggies, and somewhat normal people. The student body is mainly made up of white kids (most who think that they are the shit), a good handful of Asians and wannabe "gangster" Hispanics, and only sprinkle of black kids. The overall attitude of the school is quite snobby and prideful.
There are few traditions at BOHS. At the Rallys, a usually failed attempt to pump up the student body for an upcoming event, a kid in the audience will bring a beach ball and blow it up and hit it around causing the student body to go ballistic. However there is always that one kid who will hand it to a teacher or simply hit it down to the floor, causing the gym to erupt in "boos". Also there is a tradition that at different times in the Rally, a class, usually the Sophomores, will start a "Freshman suck" chant.
The staff at BOHS is almost non existent. They almost never enforce the Dress Code rule causing a large population of whore-ish looking girls, and also you will never see the "Higher ups" in the staff walking around. They tend to favor cruising around in golf carts with their shades, leering at passer bys to make it seem like they're doing something.
Felix: "Dude their football team sucks."
Greg: "What did you expect? They're from Brea Olinda High School."
Greg: "What did you expect? They're from Brea Olinda High School."
by Former student of BOHS January 2, 2012
Get the Brea Olinda High School mug.Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!
by Bangboy October 12, 2005
Get the high speed lead poisoning mug.Jake is the "bad boy alpha demon" type royale high roleplayer who usually either is male or pretends to be male.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
They're these types of roleplayers all the other (usually female) roleplayers have/pretend to have a crush on.
The "Jake" roleplayer is usually a troll but sometimes, they're for real.
They usually try to act like a "cool bad boy" or "flirty guy".
I personally dislike that kind of Jakes, it doesn't matter if they're trolls or not.
But there are a few "Jake roleplayers" that are actually really nice and you feel like they would be a good friend when talking to them.
Girl in Royale High school : *Drowns and only Jake can save me*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
Jake from Royale High: *ignores because wants to be a bad boy*
by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021
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