Post Jerk-off State (PJS)

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.

My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.

by CMR430 February 12, 2010

get up off my nuts

When someone is all up in your shit and askin to many questions, so you tell them to get up off my nuts.

Darrel "man, man, when we gonna hang out, when you gonna pay me money, when you gonne give me my coke???!?!?!"

Juan "Get up off my nuts"

by Cerpin Taxt May 28, 2004

Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation

"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

by SoxFan2008 March 29, 2009

I forgot to drop off Theo

After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.

Man it wasnt enough... I forgot to drop off Theo!!! *runs to bathroom*

by AndyTheManAlexis April 3, 2004

Where do you get off?

1. (inquiry) Used when someone has crossed the line, in your opinion.

2. One of the very funny Lines from the very unsuccessful film Hot Rod

1. Friend 1: DUDE I JUST TONY DANZA'D YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND!
Friend 2: Where do you get off?

2. Rod: Where do you get off?

by Mr. Manager August 4, 2008

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.

(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one

by Luke Harris August 18, 2006