Joe Nuts

funny Joe mama joke haha

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely

by hello hi hello August 6, 2024

Going Nuts

Consuming abnormally large amounts of nutmeg to obtain a cannabinoid/deliriant high

I've been going nuts for so long my wife left me when I thought her foot was my sounding tool

by Bigtiddygothula69 August 7, 2024

nutting

"Nutting" is a slang term that refers to male ejaculation, a slang term for semen or the act of ejaculating

"im nutting atm"

by KILL-BILL-vol1 August 8, 2024

nut valley

a buttcrack. typically a womans

I shot a load all over her nut valley

by Jiggajar Janks August 12, 2024

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Big Nut Billy

An individual that performs actions, not caring about the outcomes or injury’s that can accumulate from this action

That Big Nut Billy over there is about to jump that porta shitter over that there Walmart.

by Fuckknuckle69 August 15, 2024

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024