Why am I reading this?

The first words that pop into your head when you read something so indescribably horrid, foul, unhallowed and profane that all your belief in humanity vanishes, replaced with a searing hate of all fanfiction writers and suethors in the civilized universe.
Examples: Harry Potter fanfics, Pokemon fanfics, House of Night fanfics

Let's see... Yeah, I like HoN. Zoey's a Sue, but well... What is this? She can't even write. ZoeyxEric? Unoriginal. Issat a sex sce- why am I reading this?

by Eresh May 12, 2010

i ainn gone cap

I Ain't Gone Lie.

I ainn gone cap Shawty bad.

by Shaud2x February 25, 2017

i love you

three words used by guys to get into girl's pants.

"Babe, I only want to sleep with you because I love you."

by EWalm September 13, 2009

I Hate You With A Passion

To have a passion of hate for someone.
hate them so much.
Passion; A strong feeling for a person or thing.

"Get lost"
"I hate you with a passion"

by BlatesURpimp April 30, 2009

A-T-T-I-C

a childhood joke that pervertied little kids play on inicent little kids. They will tell you to look down your shirt and spell out attic. You then say A-T-T-I-C. How wrong

johnny: Hey Bill, look down your shirt and spell attic.
Bill: ok (looks down shirt) A-T-T-I-C
Johnny and friends: haha bill's a weirdo

by Mic August 5, 2004

I ain't fuck ya

I ain’t fuck ya: To indicate innocence or reassurance of no wrong doing in a personal or business relationship.

aka: I haven't screwed you, I haven't fucked you.

Movie: Snatch Brad Pitt's character, Micky, a Traveler who sells Tommy and Gorgeous George a shoddy caravan (camping trailer) whose wheels fall off as they are towing it away; Mickey's says, "You want your money; I ain't fuck ya, I'll fight ya for it."

by DarwinMan April 17, 2006

I own this piece of meat

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".

When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.

by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009