Urban Biker

Name: Urban Biker Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.

Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!

by Aasta Paintmaasta September 25, 2023

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Urban jousting

When two (male) hobos run towards one another at top speed with their erect genitalia pointed in the direction of the other in an adversarial manner with the intent to injure or main the other in a display of dominance.

Look at that display of urban jousting on the street corner. Someone is going to get hurt.

by Yolofactor6 April 17, 2021

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Urban dictionary

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You get an Easter egg by searching urban dictionary In urban dictionary

by Hehehe_hehehe July 20, 2022

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Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

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