Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall
To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall
To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!
Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
Get the Ignoramusly retarded syndromemug. by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018
Get the Wonky Eye Syndromemug. Guy 1: Damn bro, that girl keeps asking if she can come over and fuck again.
Guy 2: Sounds like you gave her DDS bro.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Dope Dick Syndrome dude
Guy 2: Sounds like you gave her DDS bro.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Dope Dick Syndrome dude
by Chalupa01 July 7, 2017
Get the dope dick syndromemug. A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.
by thatwhitenigglet May 2, 2017
Get the Human Centipede Syndromemug. A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.
Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.
You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.
Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.
You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.
Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"
A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020
Get the Objective Morality Syndromemug. A very rare serious disease that shouldn’t be taken lightly. Symptoms include;
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions
- masterbating with pliers
- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs
- shitting yourself
- kidnapping people’s pets
- constant Facebook live sessions
- masterbating with pliers
- stealing peoples boyfriends/ex’s
- feeding pets bath bombs
“Shit I’ve caught something I’ve been to the doctors and they’ve diagnosed me with Amber Down’s syndrome it’s incurable”
by Syndromedisease February 9, 2018
Get the Amber Down’s syndromemug. Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.
Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.
Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.
by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020
Get the Missing Jordan syndromemug.