penis

penis

penis. WHAT THE FUCK. penis. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. penis. THERE IS NOT- THERE'S NOTIN.

by penissucker9000 October 18, 2022

Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.

Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!

by Letmerubyoursweetwetpussy May 7, 2020

penis

a very big sword

woah thats a big and hard penis

by p0gch@mp March 2, 2021

Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022

penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller

OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!

by qhcufwe8uqcrj\ January 17, 2023

Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.

*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023