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by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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Fireman Jack

When intensity becomes risk, and challenge awaits FireMan Jack to solve a fire after the suspect, lit her hair down low, to rescue her by cumming on yer va-jay and cumming to rescue simultaneously ), penis
He Fireman Jacked her on the spot. Hot hot now cool yo.
by FtMaveric May 22, 2025
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Jack II

Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.

He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."

Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?

Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.

He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.

He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.

I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
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Jack

by anonymous April 2, 2024
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Jack Sawyer

by Pardoz August 20, 2020
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Jacked

Jacked means excited, or elated over a certain situation.
I'm so jacked to be going to this concert tonight; I've been looking forward to it for weeks.
by smk2000 October 14, 2019
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