caking your face

Putting to much make - up on.

Your caking your face so but it looks like you got gangbanged by a box of cayolas

by Adicele.q October 21, 2015

Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

Butt fucker face

The stupid look on someone's face after they've been butt fucked.

Bob must've just got butt fucked, he's got that butt fucker face look on his stupid face.

by Double O Speedo July 10, 2020

dick faced loser

see Marco

Marco is a dick faced loser

by hary November 24, 2003

lizard face

A person whos face resembles a lizard or reptile;name used as an insult

John:Hey man, did you get any from that slutty girl Sam?

Bob:Why would I want something from that lizard face?

by Joesph Carney March 5, 2009

two faced bitch

Definition: someone who is way too dramatic and cold hearted and does not care who they hurt and tells you one thing but does another. Bitch
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.

omg ale did you see that two faced bitch, reminded me of aryanna

by nodramazone September 7, 2016

Tahitian Face Mask

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006