My face is spicy

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021

Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

by Chorizo expert June 12, 2021

Dream's Face Reveal

Famous YouTuber Dream reveals his face, proving that he is sexy af.

Did you see Dream's face reveal?
YES

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 15, 2023

dick faced loser

see Marco

Marco is a dick faced loser

by hary November 24, 2003

lizard face

A person whos face resembles a lizard or reptile;name used as an insult

John:Hey man, did you get any from that slutty girl Sam?

Bob:Why would I want something from that lizard face?

by Joesph Carney March 5, 2009

two faced bitch

Definition: someone who is way too dramatic and cold hearted and does not care who they hurt and tells you one thing but does another. Bitch
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.

omg ale did you see that two faced bitch, reminded me of aryanna

by nodramazone September 7, 2016

Tahitian Face Mask

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006