Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Cheese Whore

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)

Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

by The Cheese Whore March 5, 2019

cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)

me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.

by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013