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big baby poo poo

by Jemma Smith June 22, 2023
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Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-
Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.
by Maitcha July 14, 2022
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Baby T-Rex Arm

Arm cramp that men may get as a result of spooning, when they can't figure out what to do with their other arm and its gets squished up next to their body
Jim had to deal with a baby T-Rex arm at work after spooning his wife all night without moving.
by Ninjetturtle June 29, 2014
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National Baby Yoda Day

On January 15th we all talk about Baby Yoda and watch the Mandlorian all day
Teacher: Stop talking. Students it’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher: ok go on
by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019
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my baby girl is dry

basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)
me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!
by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020
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