Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023

Super best friends

Stan and kyle

Rando:"Stan and kyle r Super best friends not best friends stupid'

Rando 2:"Wtf"

by I_<3_STANANDKYLE April 5, 2024

Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

friend

something that you don't have

can i invite my friends

wdym you don't have one

by Itsyeshua April 7, 2024

Friend group

1-the crazy one
2-the yapper
3-the mom
4-the short one
5-the loud one
6-the random one

“Me and my friend group”

by Swalalalaa April 15, 2024