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Urban Dictionary

Give me the dictionary *give a book called dictionary* i prefer the real dictionary *pulls out webster's dictionary* No the real dictionary *pulls up urban dictionary* Perfection
I looked up school on urban dictionary it said hell. Then i looked up hell it said school. This is why it is the best dictionary.
by DopesterDude September 27, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.
"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"
by YungStacks February 18, 2017
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urban schmurban

A society that gets political stance mixed up with standards.
Can you please include this definition into you system and stop playing sides you freakin urban schmurban?
by silver back September 25, 2007
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Urban dictionary

A dictionary that is mostly full of sexual content and negativity from users
by Shitheadisaqueen June 25, 2017
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Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*
“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.
by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

The website that your on right now. It is a free public dictionary to look up real words as well as fake words and phrases.
Grantalones: Bra, what does bootylicious mean?
Nic the Great: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Grantalones: Thanks Nic the Not as Great as Grantalones.
by Grantalones November 8, 2012
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