Douche bag

Jon Daniel

Jon Daniel is a douche bag.

by Losangelesdaze July 21, 2019

air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 21, 2010

Reverse Wag Bag

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.

"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."

by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.

Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.

by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020

Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014