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broadcast fuck

1) When an unexpected clusterfuck happens at a large radio station. Seeing coworkers with large egos get their panties in a wad.

2) To penetrate a random girl, usually not so smart, at a large radio station late at night, and the humor is that she thinks it's "cool" b/c you work at a large radio station. This has to occur AT the station.

3) To fuck an intern, usually not so bright, who works in the marketing and promotions department at a large radio station. This can occur anywhere.

4) When your large radio station absolutely beats the shit out of the other stations in the market in the ratings, comparable to fucking them in the face.

5) Any lucky bastard who works in radio, still gets paid very well, and loves his/her job
1) Arch got stuck in the elevator coming back from his smoke break. It's a broadcast fuck with no one talking into the stopset and the weather jingle playing for two minutes.

2) I brought that girl Bethany back to the station last night broadcast fuck (ed) her in the newsroom. The overnight crew walked by, looked in the window, and all they saw was a pair of damn legs high in the air and me giving it to her over the console. Gettin' me some strange.

3) Molly wants a broadcast fuck. I might take her in the station truck, get in the back and fuck her from behind, put on the mascot head midway through, tap her on the shoulder and scare the hell out of her.

4) They are making fun of us on the air again with their new imaging. Don't they realize that we broadcast fuck them in the face on a daily basis, getting higher ratings that ALL of their stations combined?

5) We all are some lucky broadcast fucks. Wouldn't it suck to have a real job?
by SnakeArnold July 22, 2009
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Big as Fuck

An official estimation measurement of a large item.
Hey Mark, how big is that shelter?

It's Big as Fuck Brotha!!!
by Federju September 23, 2009
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Spar-fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse with someone while employing techniques from the martial arts such as holds, rolls, punches, and kicks.
-Hey man! How was your date with the ninja last night?
-Great! We were spar-fucking all night long!
-I wish I had a someone to spar-fuck.
by Das Ninja December 2, 2009
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fuck sicles

Synonymous to the word "fuck". Often exclaimed mistakenly, and spontaneiously, during fits of childish and playful rage.
If one were to perish suddenly in a game of Mario 64, one might utter, "Fuck sicles."
by An Anonym December 14, 2008
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Spidey fucked

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.
"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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Proxy fuck

Having sex with a stranger that looks convincingly enough like a person you are in regular contact with, such as a friend, colleague or family member.
(Verb) Greg felt triumphant after proxy fucking his colleague Debbie.
by Linguistic Gymnast July 25, 2014
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fuck-stain

A sploch left on a surface where sexual relations has been performed.
1)After they were done making whoopi, they noticed that there was a huge fuck-stain left on the table.

2)Eric is a fuck-stain.
by B Horton February 15, 2004
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