That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.
Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

An imaginary character that only exists in books and movies.Similar to other types of people that dont exist(ex.dad,girlfriend,etc).
Person 1:I guess we are best friends.
Person 2:I dont know who you are please leave my house.I have called the police.
Person 2:I dont know who you are please leave my house.I have called the police.
by N_o_ _O_n_E April 23, 2019

by unclelillion June 8, 2024

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

by wglw October 6, 2025

An intergenerational friend.
by fractalzen July 16, 2024

by Nigga big Chicken March 9, 2021
