When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

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by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul
Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.
Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.
"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."
Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!
Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.
"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."
Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!
by Bassheads Inc. June 4, 2020
