Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023