Welcome to Jay County Highschool, a place where everyone is either a yee haw piece of shit or a weird ass goth. Every nic addict and pothead brings their karts and nic sticks to the bathroom. All the hoes get passed around like a hot potato at a party. We have we a shit ton of sound cloud rappers who think their shit, but really just copying big rappers that are actually going somewhere. All of them are up for sale, one cent per rapper or better offer. We also like to bring our fruit to the bathroom and put it in the urinals. We are broke as fuck so we had to bring the stupid ass middle schoolers to the high school. Our football team hasn't won a single game for the past 3 years. Our golf team is more athletic. Teachers don't teach here, YouTube does. In conclusion welcome to Jay Tucky High school, our pride and joy!
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017
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Get the east catholic high school mug.Located in Pelham, New York. It's got very mediocre sports teams around the board but the hockey team is known to be elite. The people are nice for the most part and it is easy to make friends. The theatre and newspaper are very good, but these often get overlooked by the many people that act as if they have better things to do than to read or watch a show. Crowds at sports games are carried by a select crowd that is usually more popular. The one difference at Pelham versus many other high schools is it is cool to be a student athlete as oppose to just an athlete. Therefore, aside from the basketball team the athletes are generally very smart.
Despite getting a rep for being heavy drinkers and weed smokers, Pelham does do a good job of staying away from more dangerous drugs such as coke. The "woods" has traditionally been the main drinking spot in Pelham, which is a putting green on split rock golf course. However, cops can be very annoying so it often gets busted so many people have relocated to other places for illegal activities. Parties can be hard to come by as word of mouth leads them to get busted very quickly as well.
Most notable tradition is the Olympics which is a day where all of the grades compete against each other in a wide range of events . The seniors almost always win but the juniors will pull off an upset every 10 years or so.
Despite getting a rep for being heavy drinkers and weed smokers, Pelham does do a good job of staying away from more dangerous drugs such as coke. The "woods" has traditionally been the main drinking spot in Pelham, which is a putting green on split rock golf course. However, cops can be very annoying so it often gets busted so many people have relocated to other places for illegal activities. Parties can be hard to come by as word of mouth leads them to get busted very quickly as well.
Most notable tradition is the Olympics which is a day where all of the grades compete against each other in a wide range of events . The seniors almost always win but the juniors will pull off an upset every 10 years or so.
by Masob May 12, 2018
Get the pelham memorial high school mug.A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.
His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.
They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
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" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
by TauRineAddiCt February 11, 2012
Get the Wellsboro Area High School mug.Home of the raider or home of the rats? Not to mention their cheer team sucks. Nothing but girls with too big of foreheads and guys with too big of a ego. The only thing that would be raided there would be the crack pipes hidden in lockers by the cops.
Population:
Black people- 2,000
White girls that wanna be black-258
White girls that wanna piss of their rich daddy's-5
Mexicans-1.5
Population:
Black people- 2,000
White girls that wanna be black-258
White girls that wanna piss of their rich daddy's-5
Mexicans-1.5
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