Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

Glowability

To define somethings glow capability.

That pumpkins bright look at the glowability on that.

by Manygrams November 8, 2025

Glowability

To define something glow.

That pumpkins bright, look at the glowability on that.

by Manygrams November 8, 2025

Glonkulous

Glonkulous--

1. when something is very glonk

2. beautiful

"Woah that pile of snot is so glonkulous"

by Meepenbeep November 9, 2025

Globetard Chatter

When people who believe in the Globe lie chat, they often have nothing but Globetard Chatter.

Look at all this useless Globetard Chatter here.

by toon buttery November 10, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Globnar

A series of futuristic gladiator style games where contestants combat for a "Time Wish" which can grant any wish. The winner also decides the losers fate of any kind.

I was given a Globnar Time Wish and wished for an infinite slice of pizza dudes.

by Meanbean.X November 17, 2025