Big Fat Cancer Baby

My dad according to my mom when making fun of him

You look like a big fat cancer baby.

by CoochieColector March 21, 2021

Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

my baby girl is dry

basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)

me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

Your male baby a lady

The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.

Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,

Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*

by Duff_boi04 July 20, 2018

roller babies gangnam style

It is a cult classic that has been untouched by man since the fall of the Roman Empire.

-Hey man... Are you gonna see roller babies gangnam style?
-Yeah. I bounced on my boy's dick to that for hours

by xXBush9/11Xx March 18, 2020

Stinky little loser baby

Frog/ will goff

You: are you a stinky little loser baby?
Frog: yes I am.

by Tobny October 8, 2022

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018