When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'
Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023
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(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
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Get the big black ballsack kneecap mug.Something that is easy to enter but at the same time difficult to escape, like being trapped in a situation where you have no control, such as parental restrictions on screen time due to not getting to choose your parents — despite subscribing to numerous YouTube channels, e.g. 600+ channels.
Getting sucked into binge-watching one show felt like a black hole; it was so easy to start, but breaking free from the urge to watch just one more episode was impossible.
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