hole in one

when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button

josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one

by jjg15 February 11, 2017

Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

Jack in one

Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.

I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!

by Jacksueylolsi December 19, 2021

ate that lil one

An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.

Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.

by rafter21970 June 2, 2024

Giving one's daily dose of zinc

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth

-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii

by Orally June 25, 2017

Sweet ones

When Matt thinks he gonna get laid

“Are there any sweet ones”
“Yeah I see a couple”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.

Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."

by magomeche July 26, 2013