Bored Friend

a friend that is only talked to when you have nobody else to talk to

Jake: Are we close friends?
Jack: Nah, You’re my bored friend

by Vj_Stxr July 27, 2024

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020

my friend

it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!

by XingLingXong May 09, 2020

my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐

i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am

by youdontsay November 10, 2019

My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 17, 2019

My friend

My friends are my home<3

i love my friends so much

by elie.28 October 25, 2023