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Cheese

man 1: hey do you like cheese?
man 2: OF COUSE ITS THE BEST FOOD ON THE PLANET
by The_Cheezy_Weeb February 3, 2021
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Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
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Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture
Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)
by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024
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Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass
by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025
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shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.
He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.
by Buckfutt June 2, 2019
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Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.

You definitely like cheese a lot!

If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.
Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!

Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!

Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!

Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!

*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.

Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024
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Tim Cheese

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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