Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

mac and cheese ahh boy

the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey

chayse james mello: yo i am mac and cheese ahh boy

by porkslimenut December 15, 2023

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 26, 2021

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.

Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.

by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012

Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025