Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

by A nd December 30, 2022

johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Like fish to a trough

To proceed with haste, but colored by the desperation that failing to reach the destination might lead to imminent death.

She went to that bottle like fish to a trough.

by Quiteuncomfortable July 28, 2023

like a freakin herd

when two people have their major dissagreements and differences, yet more than the overused term of "beef".

Person 1:"They've got major beef."
Person 2: "Like a steak?
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Like a cow?"
Person 1:"No. Like a freakin herd."

by hotdog90087 August 29, 2010

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020

Taste like Linton

Very low quality, or poorly cooked food.

Guy1: I had da worst crab cake yesterdee, dern if dat weren't a good eat. Taste like Linton.
Guy2: Waiiiiit. I bet dat weren't mealy.

by cheaseypeake February 17, 2014

lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018