modem sex

The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also: cyber sex.

I love getting off of modem sex.

by wang March 19, 2003

better then sex

a term used by stupid adopted fuck tards who think that a movie show or in even sadder cases a a youtube video is in some way better then sex

tard:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO SEE AVATAR ITS BETTER THEN SEX!!!

me: fuck off tard!

by your future murderer January 14, 2010

Piece of Sex

To be at the epitome of sex-tacularness and no one will ever hurt you cause you are a piece of sex you brilliant shining god.

Chocolate man: "Cripple boy is a piece of sex"
Chocolate lady: "Yeah he is such a great person"
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Huge intimidating black guy: "Hows that ass feel?"
(hearty slap on the ass)
Terrified white girley-man: "You are a real piece of sex, you know."

by cripple boy!!!! May 2, 2010

The Sex Pistols

Talentless, but hell, they started it!

Just come to me about Iggy... then maybe we'll talk.

The Sex Pistols get too much credit for what they did.

by OiDroogieOi November 12, 2004

Russian sex

Haven't washed your ass, smell like yesterday sex, when you have sexual relations and you haven't showered yet you still smell like yesterday

Man,dog, I woke up this morning and had some nasty Russian sex with that girl we met last night

by Sweetteabone December 24, 2013

face sex

To make out. Traditionally, a long-lasting French kiss in a semi-public place. See also French kiss, swap spit

Dude, I so had face sex with my girlfriend last night.

by Aaron Wolfe November 8, 2004

Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007