a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
Get the Micro Penismug. by lmaotituurir July 30, 2023
Get the Penis Wormmug. Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~
*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~
*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.
by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022
Get the Penismug. by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023
Get the penis slurpermug. I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020
Get the Ferocious Penis Fartmug. The penis is the male sex organ.
by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023
Get the Penismug. Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.
by Cultyboi November 6, 2019
Get the Penismug.