Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.

Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.

by Whatshappining December 29, 2019

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

cheese

a substance that im pretty sure the moon is made of

the moon is made of cheese boy, if you want to go to the moon, you better like Swiss

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Organic Cheese

"Organic Cheese" is basically a bunch of leaves pulled of a tree.

That girl is obsessed with organic cheese! It's annoying!

by NovaDeDark May 30, 2021

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.

You definitely like cheese a lot!

If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.

Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!

Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!

Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!

Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!

*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.

Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024