(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
Get the Quarter Pounder with Cheesemug. by ghosthekill November 13, 2022
Get the pussy mac and cheesemug. by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025
Get the cheesemug. 
That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.
People named Peter are most likely to have this
People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 4, 2023
Get the Dick cheesemug. A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.
You definitely like cheese a lot!
If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.
You definitely like cheese a lot!
If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.
Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!
Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!
Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!
Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!
*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.
Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!
Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!
Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!
Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!
*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.
Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024
Get the Cheese Toothmug. He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.
by Buckfutt June 2, 2019
Get the shilling cheesemug.