Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass

Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025

Big Cheese

A person who can spit bars harder and faster than Eminem.

Person A-“Have you seen Big Cheese.”
Person B-“Yes, his bars are phat.”
Person A-“I know right!”

by BrimBiddy January 14, 2022

Chilli dog with cheese

Its when you had anal sex a week ago and haven't washed your penis in a week, so you get white stuff under the head of your penis, it's called cheese.

Hey duuude, this girl was mean to me the other night, so I gave her a chilli dog with cheese right in her month.

by Diamondblade May 22, 2018

Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture

Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)

by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024

Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.

by spawnables January 26, 2015