Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Cheese

One of the worst addictions one can get

Person 1 "Give me cheese"
Therapist "Fuck Off"

by Cheeseeater5000 November 23, 2021

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.

Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.

by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012

Philly cheese steak

The act of beating masturbating in a restaurant bathroom and finish before your food is ready

Jonny pulled off the perfect Philly cheese steak at Applebee's last night

by DatboiPleb June 2, 2018

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.

He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.

by Buckfutt June 2, 2019

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.

You definitely like cheese a lot!

If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.

Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!

Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!

Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!

Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!

*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.

Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024