Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

peni weni

a small dick

he has a peni weni

by the best of the four privett' February 5, 2019

Penis

Wiggly stick

You have a small penis

by Billboi May 29, 2018

penis

penis

penis penis

by big micropenis man i big small July 3, 2021

Penis

Something of mine my boyfriend likes to look at.

"Can I see your penis please?"

by ranchrammer81 December 27, 2023

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis

something you wish was bigger

you: i wish my penis was bigger

by Imyamama September 9, 2020