crusty dick

The result of peanut butter masturbation. Fap off with your thickest peanut butter for a minute, and gentleman, you have a crusty dick.

I made love to my right hand using Jiffy and now I got a crusty dick.

by Nononono May 8, 2015

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009

Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

by deluks October 16, 2008

chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

by johnlongo November 6, 2008

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002

garbage dick

The result of entering a cock garage

"Wow, I really wish i didn't hook up with that cock garage last night, Im almost positive i have garbage dick now."

by Turnbull September 4, 2006

Dick Weasel

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009