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cock breathing dragon

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017
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fat cock mario

A real ass nigga/pimp with a leaking meat salami horse cock dragging behind that dumper.....and that shit be farting, pissing, and squirting
Ex: that nigga remind me of fat cock Mario!!
by Criminal47 March 15, 2021
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cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011
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Facebook cock block

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008
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nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.
Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!
by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006
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Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.
Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"
by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011
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palm tree cock

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.
Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.
by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010
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