the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.
Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022
Get the chaos times 10mug. Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
Get the Time Crunchingmug. sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later onmug. Constantly being at least an hour late for everything because you either lose track of time or you think you can finish one last thing before you feel you finally have to be somewhere.
She told him that she would meet him in the park at noon. One hour and a conversation with a homeless man later, she realized he was on gobbo time when he came rolling in on his bike.
by gangmoney604 November 22, 2009
Get the Gobbo timemug. Goon Time/Gooning
Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024
Get the Goon Timemug. Refers to the Time-Based Simulation hypothesis. This hypothesis suggests instead of a big bang portions of the universe were sucked into an ultimate black hole so quickly that "time" was left separate from space-time.
This all encompassing "time" without space created a simulation of matter aka space. This allows for multiple dimensions, Quantum Tethering, and Time dilation due to time simulating previous space without an existing space to do so. This also restricts time within the Time-Based Simulation from creating a simulation within the simulation.
This all encompassing "time" without space created a simulation of matter aka space. This allows for multiple dimensions, Quantum Tethering, and Time dilation due to time simulating previous space without an existing space to do so. This also restricts time within the Time-Based Simulation from creating a simulation within the simulation.
by Klueade August 12, 2025
Get the Time-Based Simulationmug. Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Get the Big time failingmug.