Finger kankle’s

Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.

Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?

Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.

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Finger Pointing Queers

All of the faggot politicians who refused to take responsibility and who tried to deflect blame while the country turned to shit.

Once they took "The Buck Stops Here" sign down, they turned into a bunch of Finger Pointing Queers.

When a women shows you her diamond ring,but you can't see it because she has FINGER FAT.

FINGER FAT by REDEAN November 2, 2025

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Fingerable:Noun
Fingerable means somebody is prone to getting two fingers in there butthole

Ernest is VERY fingerably Fingerable

Fingerably by YOumebEDNOW November 10, 2025

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I used a finger hat so I wouldn't stab my finger whilst sewing

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A crocheted hat for your finger while sewing

Always remember to put on your finger hat when sewing

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i had to walk 5 minutes to get home in pitch black without street lights, i was fingering marilyn manson

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